Adam is a hoe.
You know what it is time for? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS TIME FOR?
That's right, it's time for your/my dog's favourite blog topic, 'How did Google find me?'
While most blogs (ok, two) have published a post on this before, I have always refrained.
Not because I am a prude (although, this is true) and not because I'm too cool to do anything anyone else has done. It's because I've never had any good googles land in my lap. It's all been searches for 'australian accounting practices' and 'boring blogs' and 'who has nothing to say, part one, section one' that has brought people here, and well, I was embarrassed.
But, no longer. At long last, the bored internet browsers of the world have given me postness.
Google searches that have found my blog:
"don't put baby in the corner"
"boobs control office"
"random acts of craziness"
"cotton picking minute"
Firstly, I'd like to thank the people that read my blog for over 11 hours. I've been banging away for years to help you escape your own lives and to invite you into mine. I do hope though, you had a sandwich before starting to read, malnourishment of internerds is a serious problem in todays society.
Secondly, I feel I should explain to you all the blog related crazy, wackiness that brought these peeps here.
"don't put baby in the corner" clearly refers to that time I played a bit part as a dancer/staff member in the boxoffice smash Dirty Dancing 2. I hope the internerds enjoyed my story about standing within 22 metres of the hollywood director also HAVING THE STAR OF THE MOVIE REFER TO A GROUP OF US AS "THEM". I still have signed black and white headshot photos of myself to post out to anyone interested.
"boobs control office" is probably about the 6 months I was contracted to EAWRA in Sydney. I worked hard at the Ensuring Australian Women Remain Attractive head offices and it was very, very rewarding work. Did you guys know that prior to magazine bombardment, Australian women were 48% happier but 23% less attractive? Before my work at EAWRA, the divorce rate was below the successful marriage rate and so Australian women thought the odds were good enough to let themselves go after tasting that wedding cake. Now, the Letting Themselves Go After Marriage Index is at an all time low. I do miss that place and the people, they were really passionate.
"random acts of craziness" ha ha ho ho, is probably relating to that story of the time we, hahahahaha, swapped the 'M' key and 'N' key of our collegues keyboard. Hahahahahahahaha! Crazy, crazy times, hehehe.
"chingate means" refers to the post I made clarifying definitions of Australian words for our International friends. While it's a word that many Americans recognise and identify with Australian culture, they don't actually understand the significance of the exact definition.
"cotton picking minute" Umm, I don't really know what this means or what it refers to. I think it is a mistake.