Oh my god! Too excited!!

Hi, is this the brand new little baby as seen on http://ibloggedmyself.blogspot.com/?
How are you today?

it sure is me, yes. more specifically, i'm from http://ibloggedmyself.blogspot.com/2006/10/look-what-i-made.html, but i see what you're trying to do there. i'm fine, thank you. how are you?


Very good thanks, although my heart hasn't stopped beating furiously after reading your Dad's post. So, how long have you been out and about now?

since 2:44pm last thursday, 5th october. i was just saying to mummy earlier this evening how funny itis because the time has just _flown_ by.


What should we call you?

daddy says my name is to remain a secret, but apparently i'm going to be called sweetums on the blogosphere. i don't even know what most of those words means, but it sounds impressive.


How's your mum? What would you rate her out of 10 in SuperMumness?

my mummy is okay now, but i hear she had a bit of a rough trot on thursday afternoon. i'm not sure what it was that was giving her such a hard time, because i was busy being born at the time so i didn't notice. as for her rating of supermumness, she is off the scale. whenever i'm hungry, she doesn't justhave a bottle of milk on hand, but she has _two_ bottles of milk! they look cool, too. i look forward to developing a life-long fascination with that kind of milk bottle. but anyway, back to my mum, i gave her a birthday card on saturday (for t'was her birthday then, you see), and i thanked her for giving birth to me, saying i had a great time and i hope she did, too.


Did you miss swimming in the womb or were just kicking to get outta there?

i was actually having a great time in there, and didn't really want to leave. i love sleeping-in, and thatwas just a 40-and-a-half week sleep-in! i only decided to leave when mummy ate some particularly hot curry and set off a chain reaction inside her body that i didn't particularly want to hang around to witness. by way of retalitation, i make sure i fall asleep whenever i can out here, including mere minutes after latching on to one of mummy's matching milk bottles and not drinking like she needs me to! i'm such a rascal!


So, do you have any heroes? Any aspirations to be like one of the grumpy babies from The Muppets movies, or is there a particular muppet baby you'd like to model yourself on?

heroes would definitely include my mummy and daddy (he told me to add him in there), because i don't really know anyone else. oh yeah, except the muppets my daddy has been showing me non-stop ever since i arrived on the scene last thursday. it's been quite frustrating, actually. personally i think he needs professional help. although i'm not overly familiar with the muppet babies, i risked my own sanity by asking daddy for his opinion and in the thirty-five minute discussion on the tv show that followed, i managed to glean the fact that baby rowlf was the most adorable, kind and good-natured. so i'll go with that. i'm told he was also the happiest of the bunch.


Have you decided what your first sentence will be when your vocal cords are ready? You don't want to be unprepared and just say any ol' thing that pops into your head.

having a quick read through your blog, adam, i'd have to say 'awesome' would appear to be a good first word, although i don't know if i'll go with that, just yet. i may stick with 'bitches', which is what daddy is already trying to teach me to say so he can giggle himself silly when i suddenly mutter it aloud in mixed company. mummy isn't impressed.


As the first born of possibly thousands of siblings, you're in a very good position, companies are starting to think about recruiting in terms of which order you were born. Do you have a favourite colour yet and/or an inspiring new company logo designed?

that's an excellent question, even though i am far too young to understand it. i don't have a logo, but my favourite colour would appear to be blue. everything i wear is blue and all my presents come wrapped in blue paper, not to mention that the walls of my room are also blue. i can't identify colours yet, but when i do, i hope to high heaven i actually like blue. otherwise there'll be hell to pay.


Do you have an opinion on Shaun Micallef yet?

yes, i think he as robbed last season on thank god you're here and it's a good thing he won the trophy for best performer a few weeks ago on his first appearance for season two. he's hilarious.


We read about the prep for your room, is it the bomb? Is it your favourite?

i'm not sure what 'the bomb' is, although i'm told we're living in a very uncertain world nowadays and you can't be too careful. the room i'm occupying now is full of soft toys like winnie the pooh (which sounds suitable for a baby's room considering the number of times a day i need my nappy changed), sesame street characters, dr seuss books, and the occasional muppet. of all the bedrooms i've ever had in my life, this is definitely in the top two. the womb was also pretty cool, and i wasn't constantly being disturbed by well-wishers saying 'coochi-coochi-coo!'


Well, thank you little one, thanks for doing this interview so early in life. Do you have any words you'd like to leave us by?

no problems. sorry i couldn't use capital letters; daddy says i'm too young to use capitals yet but i hope to prove him wrong soon. as for my final words, maybe i can ask _you_ a question? daddy says he's found a shop that sells cool baby t-shirts and he doesn't know which one to buy me. which do you think would be better? one that says, "been nowhere, done nothing", or one that says, "mothersucker"? please let me know asap. many thanks. as you were.