Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I had the pleasure on the weekend of bagging one of my friends because he said this:


"No matter how much I'm pretending to do something else, girls always fix their tops or pull their jackets closed when I'm staring at their boobs. How do they know?"


I've seen his subtleness, he's the kinda dude that poors beer in his lap because he'll stare at a girl until she's out of sight, but since bagging him out I've been watching other dudes in the airport and in the city and at bars and stuff.


When I'm walking around I tend to look people in the eye and totally forget to check them out. When a girl is dressed in a way where the kids are way totally out there, I totally, totally, totally try really hard not to sneak a look because I assume girls are smarter than me and someone will notice.


But watching other dudes check out chicks, few are rarely subtle, I even noticed walking behind Cara all the dudes that would obviously look her up and down and it seems to be that even if a dude is focused on something else, he'll still flick a look down to the chestal area.


Talking about it with some of my friends later, some of the girls actually named other friends that are the worst offenders. I was totally shocked, even though the girls tended to agree with each other. I honestly wouldn't have picked the guys they said; Age, relationship status, politeness, whether they are a tradie or not seemed to make no difference on who repeatedly cops a look or not. Surprised and shocked I was.


Later, I realised I still had a question that I forgot to ask my female friends. In the same way a dude seems to sense when an attractive young lady is in the vacinity, do ladies have the same sense? Can you feel when a dude is looking chestwise?


Walking around the city has become heaps more facinating.

13 Comments:

At 6:01 PM, Blogger Jen said...

I personally only really notice if someone is doing it in an elevator. I work in a building with a fair amount of older guys and I can normally tell when they are chest gazing, without having to look directly at them to check.

On the street though I haven't noticed whether guys do or not? If I was wearing something which showed a lot of chest, I wouldn't really be offended if guys stared, why put it out there if you don't want people looking?

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger Jessie B said...

I notice it if a guy is closer by and doing it.

I check out guys on the street though, but its not like I look like a deer in the headlights at their package-area.

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger BEVIS said...

Didn't you already post something on this topic a while ago?

I seem to recall that you, Jobe and I all thought it was poor form, and I commented on how that only made the three of us sound all-the-more like the same person using three different aliases.

However, this time I want to add that I like DelightfulJen's approach. If they've actually been "put out there" deliberately, then fair enough (to a point). But the trick is: How do guys know when they've deliberately been "put out there" to garner attention, and when they're just "there" and not to be oogled?

It's a dangerous game. BEVIS advises: Play with caution.

 
At 5:44 AM, Blogger that girl said...

I agree with the putting it out there as well and in response to Bevis's question about how to know the difference..I say that "most" women (this being a generalization and also based on personal experiance..) dress to look good, therefore wanting to illict a positive response from people. You want other women to notice how stylish you look and you want men to notice your attractiveness. I think that a little bit of checking out is flattering and as long as its not done in a crude way (close your mouth lol) then why should women be offended?!

I check out guys but depending on how interested I am makes the difference in how I do it. If I happen to just think he's attractive I might just look briefly and keep going. If he's really hot and I want to get his attention I will try to make eye contact,smile ect.

Normally I'm actually very shy but if I know I have a guys attention then I turn into a tiger. Rawwr!

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger Jen said...

That Girl, you summed it up perfectly!

I don't think any girl is going to wickedly offended by quick check of ones chest if you are wearing something which shows skin/hugs the figure. etc. But regardless of what you are wearing, any guy who does the dazed, tongue out stare at someone if just being rude.

Bevis, I personally think if you look at a girl and think "Wow, that's a fair bit of skin" or "I wonder how she poured herself into that top" then you can check it out. If you have to think too much about what her chest looks like without the clothes then you probably weren't meant to be staring. That's is just my theory anyways.

P.S Sorry to hijack your comments, Adam.

 
At 8:21 AM, Blogger Kris said...

Adam you unlike your friends are a genius. You are right we know. We all know, and yes they are all bad. I had a co-worker who would only look at my chest. I finally was like "asshole, my eyes, are up here not down there..and next time you forget..my foot might slip and end up your ass"

On the other end..there are some slutty girls who want nothing more than a man to look at their boobs.

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger Cherry! said...

Kris I think I am one of those slutty gals! hahaha! I don't mind people having a bit of a perv especially if they're hot.

But I guess I don't really notice too much if they're checking out my chestal area because I'm too busy checking out their crotchal area.

 
At 11:58 AM, Blogger Adam said...

Bevis, you're right! Man you've got an awesome memory!! I totally forgot about that. Do you have a baby yet?

Last night after writing this post, I was walking through the city to get some juice and in front on me was a tall model looking chick walking in the same direction, I watched everyone's heads turn to look her up and down, but I was surprised that it wasn't just the dudes. Pretty much every girl checked this girl out as well. From what I could tell, dudes would start at the chestal area and flick up, whereas the girls would look at the girl's face and then flick their eyes downwards.

Then I got my juice and forgot about it all.

Until I saw one girl with a t-shirt that had written "I see you've already said hello to the twins" across the boobs. Surely she'd get the most eye2chestal action out of anyone. You know how looking at people is fine, but if you look at someone for too long it starts to feel aggressive. I'm sure I've nearly been punched out by dudes for staring at them until they remember they've got something printed on their t-shirts. How can you not read something?

Anywho, I think it's the photographer in me that checks out people's eyes instead of their chest. The eyes definitely have it, followed by skin tone. Work it baby, work it.


D'Jen, only noticing in an elevator? That's gold. And, young lady, I cannot possibly accept any apologising from you to me on hijacking of any comments section. Not with the Adam Comment Word Count On D'Jen's Blog being : Well Over One Kabillion.

Jessie and Cherry! Do girls really check out a dude's package as he walks past? I'm so looking out for that now. Let's see if I'm quick enough.

Lulu? Some men will touch? Whoa!
I'd say dudes here are more open because the young ladies are more open. It's not really taboo to talk about these things with people you're close to. I told one of my best friends that she had good boobs on Saturday night, but that could have been because the dress she was wearing was her birthday present from us.
No, I wasn't named as an offender because my eyes don't work that way. I once used to have a big gang of lads that I'd have lunch with who'd talk about every attractive young lady that would walk past. I totally had to keep quiet because I just didn't see people in the same way. It took a long time before I could even work out what 'a good set' was. After hanging out with these dudes I started perving in the same way they did, but after a while (and getting busted a few times) I reverted back.

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Cherry! said...

Hells yeah! I love crotch watching! Hang on maybe that's another one of my addcitions too...

 
At 8:40 AM, Blogger Deb said...

I don't think anyone bothers too look at my chest... Too busy staring at my ass.

"oh my god! did you see that? that thing has it's own post code!"

lol

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger Kris said...

Alright I will admit it too..I have been a crotch watcher as well...BUT I ALWAYS CHECK THE FACE OUT FIRST...THEN THE BUTT..AND THEN THE COCK! LOL

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Adam said...

Are men served to you on a lazy susan?

 
At 10:18 AM, Blogger Bonnie Conquest said...

First, I love the word 'chestal'. Nice.

Second, it's impossible NOT to notice guys, dudes, randoms, staring at my boobs. Specially now, cos I'm in Korea and I get stared at anyways, and it seems I have the biggest boobs on the pennisular... I hate it. Really hate it. Guys are really obvious about it and it gives me the creeps.

 

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