grumpy today

Reason why today I'm an ogre on the inside.

I found a grey hair and I'm sure my hair is thinner up top than it was yesterday.


Reason why today I have a face resembling a cats bum.

I found out that the money I was hoping to get that was going to finally burst me out of the clutches of debt is not only not coming, but I've actually been given an advance so the next one isn't going to bursting nothing neither.


Reason why today there is one dark black cloud contrasting with the sunny happy blue sky.

My entire team was on holidays earlier this week and I finally in control and getting things done, now that the team is back, that work has been taken off me and I've got nothing to do.


Reason why today I'm bringing 8 kinds of scowling.

The last couple of months I've been bored out of my brain because I've been concentrating on fixing my computery RSI, saving moola, getting fit, other things and not only have I not been allowed to do much I enjoy or want to put effort in, I've seen no progress in any of those areas. Mucho frustrato.


Reason why my face has made babies cry and dogs howl.... in other suburbs.

I've tried like, 4 different salsa dance classes and they all have far too many boys and spent half the class standing out looking dagus.


Reason why my knuckles are whiter than a polar bear wearing SPF30 in a blizzard.

I don't get invited to too many things I'm excited about, but I've got two on this weekend and Cara has bugged outta both of them. I don't need her there to have fun at all, but it's this sorta stuff (and some other bits) that makes me think she's in this deal because I make her life awesome and not because she's interested in me or my stuff.


Reason why I'm shaking like a bottle rocket before take off.

My work mates have decided I'm going to teach them beginner salsa at my place on tuesday night before they attempt a class, and I'm over my team leader having great ideas and always pushing them onto other people to actually do (not work stuff, stuff for her parents, partner, etc) and I think I might have other, funner plans... but these workmates are catty, overly emotional and hold grudges.


Reason why Snoop Dogg would say I was 'livid in my schizzid wizzit'.

I have no food in my house (I didn't buy any because I'm going to Melbourne for 3 days) and so I've had the exact same sandwich at the exact same shop yesterday and today, but I paid more for it today.


Reason why I make the angry, rampaging Incredible Hulk look like a cub scout meticulously tying his scarf with a woggle.

I can't find my watch. It is brown. It would match my shoes today.