Monday, September 11, 2006

Hey, hey, anyone useful out there?

Hey hey, I'm looking to spend 8 days in Malaysia in December this year. I don't know a single thing about the country, any suggestions?

4 Comments:

At 11:54 PM, Blogger Shelley said...

Don't fuck men and/or belong to the wrong side of politics. If you belong to the wrong side of politics and don't fuck men you can still be jailed for fucking men. If you fuck men whilst imprisoned then you're well and truly screwed.
They have some really tall building that, I think, were the tallest in the world for about five minutes. You're definitely supposed to visit those buildings [preferably without Christian terrorist jokes] and let them know you think the buildings are tops and that you're sure that the really extremely tall buildings, or would be buildings, in China and China's little friend Taiwan are bollocks and are bound to fall down.
Sarawak has a really cool modern history.
Otherwise, you're pretty much on your own.

 
At 5:48 AM, Blogger Lenny said...

When I was in high school in Toronto back in the early 90's we were forced to watch a video about the great economic and social developements going on in Malaysia. It featured a narrator, who come to think of it, could be have been CNN's Chief International Correspondent Christiana Amanpour's sister. She said great things like "...because in Malaysia, we do have telephones!" One of my more funloving girlfriends had that quote on her answering machine for years.

Remember: In Malaysia, they DO have telephones!

 
At 7:12 AM, Blogger that girl said...

www.geographia.com/malaysia

Also out of curiosity, why there?

 
At 11:09 AM, Blogger Adam said...

Nails, that there is some of the best advice I ever did see. I knew I could trust you to come up with the goods, no one else would warn me like this.

So, my plan is to see said tall building and be all like "whoa! this building was amazing in that movie with Sean Connery!! It was totally believable as a building" and that should keep the peace.

P.S) How do you translate bollocks?

Miss Nolan, it's totally a pleasure to have you visit. Let me open with WHOA!! Telephones!!! We're a bit excited here in Australia, the government released a statement recently that we should have telephones within 5 years!!! Imagine talking to someone in a different area realtime!!!!

I have so got to check Malaysia out!

Thanks that girl, do your uses ever end? We're going to Malaysia because my girlfriend's sister is a travel agent and she's getting a stupid cheap deal for her and a friend, and since Cara isn't able to go I'm rocking along instead.

 

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