New Fantastic Deal! Only $30 per month!!
For less than $1 per day* you will have one of our brave employees meet you at your train and protect you through the guantlet that is your city. You will not be hassled by charity collectors, phamplet giverers, beggers, buskers demanding crowd participation, magazine vendors, etc.
Our brave employees will accompany you on one trip in the morning, the entire lunchtime journey and from your building to your train in the afternoon.
For an extra $0.20 they will also go and collect any random freebies from your train stations.
Call now!
Do not send any money, we'll bill you.
* This only applies on months with 30 or more days. In February, you will pay $1.07 per day unless it's a leap year in which case you will pay only $1.03 per day.
posted by Adam @ 1:38 PM
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1 Comments:
Does this offer apply to the Myer centre bus station, if so, sign me up!!
I would love to be protected from Doctors Without Borders, Surf Lifesaving, Amentsy International, Art Union ticket sellers, hairdressers giving out flyers, Post Office Square people handy out flyers, and whomever else has decided to wait outside the Commonwealth Bank and bother me.
In addition to this protection, I would also be pleased to have someone to chat to during my four block stroll.
Hopefully I will find a new job soon far away from the city so this will no longer be a problem.
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