Holy Crap! I found him!
Hola! I've just this second sat down at my computer and downloaded a photo (nb: not a photo of a dude and chicks "having relations", a photo from my cameraphonewatch) only to find that I've purposely stumbled on the most world's famous journalist (in hiding).
"BUT MAL WALDEN IS STILL CLEARLY ON THE TELEVISION!"
True, I meant the other journalist.
"DAVE FOLEY STAR OF RADIONEWS?"
I meant IOYC.
Many people have been searching
"FIRST MORPHEUS NOW IOYC, DOES THE SEARCHING EVER END?"
Yes, please drink this 600ml carton of Choc Berry Big M.
I've been asked day and night, mostly Wednesday nights 12am -2am to find him:
'Where is he? I love him more than my own Childs (untrained).' - Jess Ausculture.
'I thought I saw him, but it was only Prince Harry/a Rialto' - the other one.
It sounded like A Big Job, luckily I was ready for A Big Job, just finished transcontinental bridge to the Americas + Canadas, LOL, forgot interspersed petrol stations/toilets.
Anywho, I was walking to work in Brisbane thinking 'Whoa, I have not wept for many years --> Holy Crap, look over there --->'
He left journalism to make the world a better place/CTRL+C, CTRL+V minions.
"MMM, ONE SIXTH OF MY DAILY RECOMMENDED CALCIUM INTAKE."