Feel the fear and stab it anyway.
We were trapped!
Rooted to the spot by the horror of the moment, each person experienced the same emotion but felt their fear differently. Each person's horror stories, their personality, their experiences, their revulsion and the reactions of everyone else intermingled into one big bubbling black pot of 'Yuk'.
We were all witnesses and yet we could all change the course of what was happening. We all could have walked away, but we couldn't. We all could have gone on a murderous rampage, but we couldn't. We were scared. Scared of the horror, scared of the perception of the general public of our actions, scared for ourselves and scared for the horror that could unleash if we made it worse.
Then Jac just hit the damn spider with a large pole, it disappeared and we were all okay. I wished I had a large pole and Deb sniggered.
Other witness accounts can be found here and here.
posted by Adam @ 3:43 PM
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28 Comments:
did you guys have another orgy?
Why yes, yes we did. If by 'orgy' you mean 'a wild, drunken or licentious festivity or revelry', 'a revel involving unrestrained indulgence, especially sexual activity' or 'dinner with friends'.
It was on Saturday of the night.
Adam, revelries should continue! Congrats on being nommed for Best Humorous Blog by the Bevis. Well, done, dude! Very well deserved.
Likewise...
p.s. Tag!
You're it!
(laughs)
TT.
I only nommed him because I thought he'd nom me.
*sulks*
Not really - he makes me laugh! I tried to nom a lot of people, but it was late on Sunday night and I was struggling with my computer connection. (That's my story and I'm sticking with it.)
I haven't been back to check since. Are they still taking noms? I'll go look now. Collective Apathy's the site, people. Check it out and (if they'll allow it) nom some of your blogger-buddies!
Noms are still open, people. Until the dude closes them. You have to sign up to nom, but you have to be signed up to vote anyway, so my suggestion is:
Sign up.
While I'm here, my thanks to I'm Not Craig for nominating I Blogged Myself for "Best Victorian Blog" and Pomgirl for nominating the Big Blogger Finale as "Best Post". Colour me delighted!
http://www.collectiveapathy.com/node/186
Does "TV Is My Life" count as a "Mainstream Media Blog" if it's ABOUT a form og mainstream media?
... 'cos I don't think any blog's been nominated for that category yet.
Hmm ... now, if only I had friends ...
og = of
BB, your diabolical plan just might have worked if I was heaps more internet savvy. As it stands, your backup diabolical plan (ie, telling us) worked a treat. I've put some nominations in and tried to put in cats that haven't had a shot yet.
P.S) You're all my favourites.
P.P.S) Except all of you who have called me; a big sissy girl, a big girls blouse, anything less than The Awesomest.
LOL <- And I never write that.
I went back in to the Nominations just a moment ago and saw your submission - great stuff! :)
I think it's good of you to have nommed people who weren't already in there (although I'd already nommed Jobe for the same category, Best NSW Blog, so that was a wasted nom, you big girls' blouse!).
Consarnit! That now makes each and every member of the internet has called me a big girl's blouse. Duh!
I'm going to deed poll my name to 'Large Dude's Flannel' so at least official forms might give me some respect.
Anywho Mr BB, I did notice that you already had chucked in Jobe but I don't know of any NSW blogs apart from him and Steph, and Steph had already been nominated too. I probably should have left that one out, but Jobe has always been so polite.
Struck. Dumb.
Totally. Speechless.
PS. You are the BESTEST of the BEST!
hey, thanks bro...
i was ready to KILL YOU after reading Best New Blog... no mention. Best Vic Blog.. no mention. Thinking WTF?! Hey yo, thanks for putting us up against TSSH.. but what can you do, i suppose the only other real option was being up against the Fits.
heh... guts.
All that drama over a SPIDER!!!
Wuss!
P.S I'm an arachnophobe too and would have baught a pistol on the black market to kill it.
That is all.
I once had a dream that I had a lump on my chest and when I squeezed it, thousands of tiny white spiders came rushing out. And then I realized that I was covered in these lumps.
It was pretty horrible.
I don't like spiders either.
And I don't want any psychoanalyzing of that dream, either.
I'm perfectly sane.
... Sure you are.
:)
And Steph, ... "baught"??
Awww - thanks adam!
At last! Some recognition for my spider slaying skillz!! But you could have talked me up a bit more... comm'on!!
More?!?! Is there no end to your vanity?
So how does this voting thing work? Will voting be open later or are the nominations also the votes?
Dude, update now
Aaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaam, where aaaaaaaaaaaaare yooooooooooooou?!
come back farkin!
i'm sick of waiting for a new post.
feel my wrath.
Where've you gone, Adam? It can't be as good as the blogosphere, surely!
Where've you gone, Adam? It can't be as good as the blogosphere, surely!
No, it was way way worse...
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