Just like every single other person in the world, I like nothing better than to jump into a reclining armchair with a snifter of brandy and read up on common law cases. I personally like to try and figure out exactly how far I could push the law in any given situation.

Higgins vs Higgins.

Higgins was suing Higgins because Higgins wrote details about Higgins on the internet. For 35 days, the court heard the pros and cons of detailing ones partner's pros and cons on a public forum and afterwards the judge ruled...

"Dudes, it's the internet, you can totally go hack!"

Ha ha ha - sweet!

Pros and Cons of the Little Red Rockstar:

Pros:
Has a cute smile, purdy eyes, makes me laugh, seems intelligent, excellent at pashing/snogging/kissing, good at screwing (in lightbulbs), good at pumping (water from a well), good at (de)sexing (cats), finds me amusing, provides opportunities to work on my lugging muscles, looks cute and/or hot, works well with others, is good at spelling, doesn't feel the need to solve all problems with maths, is cute and pathetic when sick, is all nursey when I'm sick, outrageously passionate, good taste in music, writes well, can rollerblade, talks good, talks plenty and has nice hair.

Cons:
Not my cousin.