Well hello there children,
I am alive! Huzzah!

I do apologise muchly for my absence, I hope you haven't been too scared.
You see ...... (gather round kids, your uncle adam is gonna tell a story)... it all started a long, long time ago in a place not to far from here. There was a young man called Adam and he was very wise. In his wisdom, he decided he probably shouldn't hang out with the internet while
he was at work, finding out that they track and check up on all external website hits. This meant that this young man could only update his blogamiggy after working hours. Oh the pain. Especially since the young man was doing even less at work then he previously had. So, after work on Monday, Adam was quite set to play with his friends again, but then found he was instead going to A Very Excellent Night of Funness at the famous Spielgeltent. That's alright, Tuesday night is just as good, but no, Adam accidentally promised to teach people how to dance/shake their bootay/move spasmodically. Wednesday? No, that's for Spanish. Thursday? Salsa dude, can't be using no computers that night. Friday? Are you freakin' crazy?!? That's the biggest night of the lot. Saturday? That day is jampacked dude, no time of spareage and the night has now become the biggest night of the lot. Sunday? Sunday is all full up. Whoa! Freakin' exhausted. So, we're back to Monday, and nearly back to funness.

But. BUT! An update on the importance. Bloggolympics Events Two and Three will be run simultaneously and starting very shortly.

Now.... I'm sure there was some other crap that I wanted to post right about now too....