Jobe and BEVIS are the same person!!
You heard it here first!
posted by Adam @ 2:19 PM
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Not going nowhere
I wanted to write a blog of my travel adventures - without actually going anywhere. But then, I accidentally went somewhere, but I didn't blog about it, so that leaves us with..... this.
Saturday, November 26, 2005
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37 Comments:
I see what you did there.
Well, three can play at that game ...
He wishes.
I leave for a few days and come back to utter chaos.
Can this be true?????????
Meghan and Adam are the same person!
GAh what kind of head games are these????? And here i was thinking Jobe was teh hawtness cos he's quirky and weird!! And all along he's the kermit guy!! No offence of course Bevis, sure you're a great guy and all i just have a slight fondness for weird ass mutha's.
GAh what kind of head games are these????? And here i was thinking Jobe was teh hawtness cos he's quirky and weird!! And all along he's the kermit guy!! No offence of course Bevis, sure you're a great guy and all i just have a slight fondness for weird ass mutha's.
So astounded i had to repeat myself :o
I'm twice teh hawtness, half the mess.
Steph, want me to smear tiramisu all over you then lick it off while I rap dance?
Yea. Like that. ^^^^ Dreamboat.
Rowrrr!
Steph and Meghan are the same person!
Adam . . that lacked enthusiasm. Plus it lacked inventiveness.
Everyone knows Steph and I are the same person. I'm her Tyler Durden. I take her body and do bad bad things in beautiful expensive shoes while she's sleeping.
Kinkeh! Meghan does bad things with my body? Phwwooarrr!:P
This is quickly turning into a porn conversation . . . which was not my intention . . but Steph took it there! :)
But of course i did :P
Whoah, totally hot, you two.
That's my girl.
Heh, I came here looking for you young lady.
Death bed? Whoa!! That's no good. But, but, you're too young/brave to be taken down by a cough.
Have I talked my way into your will yet?
Get better soon lady!! Is there anything you need?
Muffin! Are you okay??? Please tell me you have not contracted Avian Flu!
Megs, we don't have Bird Flu in Australia. We're a bit removed from the rest of the world.
My guess is our lovely lady friend Muffin is hungover or has caught a bug. Poor thing.
so have we sorted the Jobe/Bevis thing yet?? And how did you happen apon this mysterious mystery??
Should we send Muffin some Chicken Noodle soup?
As for the Jobe/Bevis thing . . hmm . . who really cares? I'm all about a split personality, apparently, you should see my recent ex! :)
Muffin - get thee to bed!!! Screw work. Why not be like all the losers here in the US and expect the government to bail you out when you can't pay your bills??
We have a similar group of people here in Australia, Meghan. They're called "Australians".
And what do you mean "who really cares"?? Hurtful!
When you insult me, do I not cry like a girl?
Right then. I must be Jobe. He's a bit of a pansy, I hear.
You wish.
LOL.
I didn't mean it Bevis, honey, forgive me.
Of course I care!
I couldn't bear it if you weren't you and were truly Jobe pretending to be you pretending to be Jobe.
Wait, confused now. Durnit!
I'd imagine your increased attraction to me due to pulling off such a stunt would more than compensate.
You would have probably been right . . if you hadn't divulged your need for cock on Steph's blog. :)
When is Adam coming back out to play?
Ewww! Jobe is definitely not me, then.
And it looks like Adam's had a nosebleed and won't be out or a few weeks yet.
I think we all need a little cock sometimes (or a big one, LOL). Haven't you?
If I take up my true profession as gigolo then I'll need it too. I'll need to use it all the time.
I've never had a nosebleed, I've just been wandering around Sydney. Got sunburnt already, I can't take me freakin' anywhere.
Adam, forgo all partying and go safe Muffin.
Meghan, I've been walking all over Sydney shouting her name but her replies are too feeble, I cannot locate her.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Can ya hear my cries, Adam?
Yes young lady, yes I can.
Everyone keeps randomly looking south west trying to work it out...
Come to Sydney to track the illusive Jobe down, ey Adam?
Well you won't find me! (unless you come to the WTOMH Live Dates... then I'm fucked.../getting paid to perform)
What IS going on over there?
I wanna be in Sydney.
I wanna help Muffin feel better.
I wanna have beer.
Whiney stint over.
Forgive me.
I think you've done enough for Muffin.
You should probably just leave her alone now...
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