Wednesday, October 22, 2008

What chucks my chicken this week.

Bugging me lately is the diet of the youth. Honestly, who munches chips and twisties all day long in an office, rrrrarrrrrr! So loud! So irritating! It's not even food.

P.S) Coke is not water.


At 3:29 PM, Blogger Brennig said...

Coke is not water! Of course. You wanna try shaving in coke? Eeew.

At 7:13 PM, Blogger RAT said...

Ooh, I have a chip muncher sitting next to me, too. But would you not say that a healthy person, munching on an apple, is equally guilty of Super Annoying Behaviour? Crunchy apple, plus possible juicy apple spray!

At 8:03 PM, Blogger I'm not Craig said...

Coke is not water. I have never heaqrd of fish having sex in coke.

At 8:45 PM, Blogger Enny said...

Ah ha ha - I read this at work just as I was planning to get some chips and soft drink from the vending machine!

At 12:24 AM, Blogger meva said...

Heh! Water is not coke, young man! And it's not ginger beer, either.

(You can explain this comment to me later.)

At 9:19 AM, Blogger Adam said...

Um, do I have to explain your own comment Mevs? All my explanations start with 'When a Mummy and Daddy love each other very much...'

Ens, but you are mostly healty eaterus, if you're going to go soft drink, it's really just a short jump to hard drink. Maybe become a workplaceus vodka drinkus?

Lordly, could you imagine doing the horizontal wahoo immersed in Coke INC? I think I want to try it. Will you kids be cool if I blog about it? Does Cara read this blog or do I have to bring it up next time we order pizza?

Young lady RAT, I knew someone would apple up. I personally don't think an apple eater is annoying at all. It is loud and it is crunchy, but the peep is keeping the doctor away and I applaude any sort of medical profession repellant device. Also, in my experience, apple eaters eat and then they are done. The chip eater tends to have an automatic robot arm that just keeps finding more chips. MORE CHIPS she wrote. Also x2 Coke supplies seem to be endless, it's like water.

B, I did on your advice. Painful and sticky but still not as hardcore as shaving in a lemon juice/vinegar combo.


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