Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Life as a bum (Part 1 of a series of 1,000,000)

Yo dude, you seem not to be reading our blogs very often these days, your comments have been highly missed. What's with the lack of love?

Seriously, you're an unemployed bum now? Whoa! What does that mean, what do you do all day, how do you earn the crust or similar?

Cool. So, you're not really an unemployed bum, you're more like a self-employed bum who isn't taking any further work....huh...

Alright. Alright I'll call you an unemployed bum then, geez, no need to get ansy. Oh, you've put it on your business card? Let's see that. Weird.

Started skateboarding? That's so midlife crisisy dude, I guess a skateboard is cheaper than a lambo - but honestly, can't you midlife better than that.

So what have you been doing during your days?

That many photoshoots, whoa, you're the worst on holidays guy ever. What about the relaxing, the 2 minute noodles and daytime TV?


At 8:51 PM, Blogger RAT said...

Woah. It's like you totally read my mind. Freakin'.

At 9:08 PM, Blogger Brennig said...

Unemployed is such a dark word. I prefer 'resting'.

I finish this contract on Friday and start a new one the following Monday - sadly I have to relocate during the week because the new one is in London. Bah!.

At 10:10 AM, Blogger kiki said...

you're not sponsored by the government yet though are you???

At 10:07 PM, Blogger meva said...

Where's the Oprah-love, dude?

Talk about undeserving!

At 12:31 AM, Blogger BEVIS said...

I'm confused. Who's having this conversation?

Is it meant to be me? Because I don't remember any of this.

At 8:05 PM, Blogger I'm not Craig said...

If you don't post soon, you will have to change the name of this blog to Not Going Nowhere Near a Keyboard.

You are missed.


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