Monday, December 18, 2006

Blurgh!

You have entered Meeting Room 1.
The early morning sunshine filters in through the window, you notice 3 white boards covered in little writing and 8 chairs.

You sit down in a chair.

You try to decipher the writing, you use item Glasses.

You recover 3 points of Tiredness.
You get hungry.

A Project Manager walks in and sits down on a chair.
A Director walks in and sits down on a chair.
A HR Team Lead walks in and sits down on a chair.
A Staff Member walks in and sits down on a chair.
A Staff Member walks in and sits down on a chair.
A Staff Member walks in and sits down on a chair.

A Project Manager fires a Question at you.
You defend with Answer, you lose 0 health points.

You look at Project Manager.
Characteristics:
Meeting Confidence (9)
Tiredness (1)
Care Factor (8)
Items:
Whiteboard maker
Skills:
Bulldog Expression
Furious Charge
Affected By:
-
Current Health :
100

You look at yourself.
Characteristics:
Meeting Confidence (3)
Tiredness (6)
Care Factor (2)
Items:
Glasses
Bottle of Water
Skills:
Charisma + 43
IT Ninja
Affected By:
No Allies
Team Leader causing Trouble
Hunger
Current Health :
25

A Project Manager fires a Question at you.
You fail to defend with Answer, you lose 5 health points.

A Director fires a Question at you.
You fail to defend with Answer, you lose 10 health points.

You use item Bottle Of Water, you gain 2 health points.

A Project Manager requests Work To Be Done.
You fail to defend with Reasons Why That Is Retarded, you lose 5 health points.

A Director fires a Sweeping Statement.
Everyone loses 5 health points.

A Staff Member fires a Question at you.
You defend with Answer, you lose 0 health points.

A Project Manager fires a Question at A Staff Member.

You leave Meeting Room 1.
You are hungry.

A Trouble Making Team Leader demands Reasons Why Work Should Be Done.
You fail to defend with Answer, you lose 2 health points.

You have been killed.
Would you like to play again (Y/N)?

15 Comments:

At 3:29 PM, Blogger kiki said...

is this why you're coming 'home' in mid-may?
haha

good story man

if you'd somehow incorporated 'mana' in there then i'd be well hooked on this game

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger kiki said...

is this why you're coming 'home' in mid-may?
haha

good story man

if you'd somehow incorporated 'mana' in there then i'd be well hooked on this game

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger kiki said...

is this why you're coming 'home' in mid-may?
haha

good story man

if you'd somehow incorporated 'mana' in there then i'd be well hooked on this game

 
At 4:03 PM, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Oh screw that Adam!
THIS is why you're self employed.
GET THE EFF OUT!

Kisses.

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger kiki said...

woah dude, sorry about that

 
At 4:07 PM, Blogger kiki said...

woah dude, sorry about that

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger Mars said...

heh... exceptionally decent post!

 
At 7:17 PM, Blogger GBE said...

Play again (Y/N?) Y

'Y' is not a valid command.
Play again (Y/N?) Yes

'Yes' is not a valid command.
Play again (Y/N?) YES YES YES!

'YES YES YES!' is not a valid command.
Play again (Y/N?) Gahhhhhhhhhhh.

You are dead. Play again (Y/N?)

You are totally invited to Level Six, where everyone seems to ignore the constantly ringing phones and eats cake. Hooray!

 
At 12:20 AM, Blogger Deb said...

Sucks to be you!

 
At 6:41 AM, Blogger AS said...

maybe you should try playing at an easier level? you might be more successful that way.

 
At 8:15 AM, Blogger Duck said...

Reminds me of Zork. I love it. I can also relate to it too much...

 
At 9:47 AM, Blogger Jen said...

You should have used your fire ball shooting power, or ice shooting power at them (being a ninja you should have some sort of power).

Maybe look around the office for little vials of "health" or "medicine" before you go in next time so you have 100% health.

Or if all else fails, google the cheats :P

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger meva said...

Next time take in your own hidden flask of health. And make sure that's not water in your bottle.

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger Jen said...

P.S It's Wednesday, time for an update from home if your work is still rejecting Blogger.

No excuses.

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger Natalie said...

I used to friggin hate those text games! Oh I almost spurted tea out of my nose. I lose 10 dignity points!

High Five! (oh not the kids band, actual hand slapping high five... oh forget it!)

 

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