Bloggolympics Grand Final
Holy Whoa!
It's happening now... after this round, we will have our 2nd Bloggolympics Champion of The World!!
Will it be the way cool, calm and collected Dave Mack? Will it be the feisty Cherry!? Could last years Grand Finalist Meghan take it out after her main competitor was dispatched by a fellow Americas liverer?
As I mentioned earlier, the rules are simple. Each brave competitor will throw in their thing, some stuff happens and then a winner is declared.
Grand Final:
Meghan vs Dave Mack vs Cherry!
Go team!
41 Comments:
go d-rock! do it for freedom!
hi mars
Is there going to be an 'Honours Roll' on your blog sidebar, Adam, listing Bloggolympics Champions of the World?
I think it'd be a great idea. Here, let me help you get it started:
2005: BEVIS
2006:
Glad I could help.
Also, I've been contacted by Tacky Grimface from Currant Affairs, asking if she can submit the Bloggolympics to an indepth investigation for a report she and reporter Lee Porter are preparing on 'Shonky Dealings'.
I'm sure it'd be nothing but complimentary ...
Permission, etc?
Of course, I have always loved Tacky's work. I was suitible outraged from her report on Big Blogger. Tarnished forever - as it should be (upon learning the truth, turkish delights bag - barrggh!)
Hmmm, sidebar, does my blog even have one of those?
CARN MACK!
Don't worry, Lulu ... Tacky Grimface will be all over it!
She never leaves a stone unturned, etc.
Lulu, the crowd still loves you, even if you were turfed early.
I'm envisioning one of three outcomes in this round:
Outcome No1:
Blogger1 declares 'A'.
Blogger2 declares 'B'.
Blogger3 declares 'B'.
A > B
Blogger1 = Champion of the World.
Outcome No2:
Blogger1 declares 'B'.
Blogger2 declares 'B'.
Blogger3 declares 'C'.
B > C.
Blogger3 kicked out and Blogger1 plays against Blogger2 as per normal for the championship.
Outcome No3:
Blogger1 declares 'A'.
Blogger2 declares 'B'.
Blogger3 declares 'C'.
or
Blogger1 declares 'A'.
Blogger2 declares 'A'.
Blogger3 declares 'A'.
I call a redraw and we go again.
Does that clear things up, make you hungry for alphabet soup?
All I want to know is who is getting the fricking Miss Congeniality award?
^^^ mars is.
What about the award for MOST CONGENIAL AND WELL-MANNERED REIGNING / FORMER BLOGGOLYMPICS CHAMPION OF THE WORLD?
^^^ mars
Ah, crap. Mars is winning everything these days.
EXCEPT THE BLOGGOLYMPICS! Hahahaha.
Hooray to everyone!
I hope a girl wins, girls are awesome.
Play nice, people.
The Award for Most Hilarious Commenter On An Internationally Received Blog is a clear standout these days...
^^^ mars?
Hmmm, you have been quite hilarious in this particular commenting thread...
i know!
i so gave her all her material on our friday night drunken phone call, except i was sober...
Whoa! How do you convey in a sober, drunken phonecall the catchphrase "mars ^^"?
it involved keywords such as:
computer leet speak, asian, hats
Ahhh, you are wise beyond your years/bandwidth.
yo, for the record... i wasn't that drunk and the conversation was in no way about leet (that i recall), it was about waaaay cooler issues (which i don't recall,incidentally). Yeah.
i am so excited. excited like a fat kid with a box full of little debbies.
Meeeegggggghhhhhhhaaaaaannnnnn, where are you?
she's sitting in her lounge room, staring out the window. trying, ever so unsuccessfully, to understand just how she beat kiki
She might be there for a long, long time...
dude, there was no way Meghan could beat you... that was Deb's job.
fully, my bad
i'm getting confused by all the hotbabes attracted to your blog / kicking my arse
Dude, your invitational made me laugh until Australia's Premium Spring Water Mount Franklin shot out my nose.
I didn't realise it started way before the nighttime. It still might be a goer... but I can't RSVP until I have a conversation.
Are we done already? Who freakin' won, dudes?!
Dude, you'd so know if it was finished, with the fireworks, the cheering, random nudity, laughing, peace and harmony on earth, etc.
No, I'm still waiting on young Meghan, she's been so good so far...
*waits*
*continues to wait*
*sick of waiting*
So THIS is what it felt like for Adam as he waited for the Big Blogger Finale to appear, eh? Exacting your revenge, dude?
No, no, no Tacky, the Bloggolympics would never resort to that kind of thing. We love all the peoples in all the countries and want everyone to be happy and peaceful and not ripped off in their nursing homes.
I'm not really sure what to do, I might have to get a ring in for Meghan.
^^^ i'll do it
Don't make me pull rank, here.
*cough-reigning-champion-cough*
Haven't you people ever heard of the previous winner defending their title?
haven't you ever heard of a fair go for all?
i think the three of us (for being the first to reposnd) should rock-off for meghan's spot in the final.
OR...
you could just pick me, cause i said it first.
either way, i figure i'm in with a chance...
Sorry kids, I actually asked Birdie to be Meghans ring in. They like hang out together and stay at each other's places and stuff... seemed the fairest representation.
Pfft. You wouldn't know fair if you stumbled across one they'd set up right next door to your house, complete with free pony rides and bearded ladies.
Pffft, did you know that BB doesn't stand for Big Blogger, but Bitter Bevis?
*cries*
There, there, don't be upset, dry those eyes, you've got a big job to do in a sec...
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