Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Bloggolympics Round 1 - Results

It wouldn't be a bloggolympics without a whole bagload of controversy; will Steph and keeks rumble in the jungle, will Deb finish him off first, with the Americas have fair representation, are boys strong like King Kong, will Bevis realise his lifelong dream to win every year, will I'm Not Craig let D'Jen have a totally good birthday?

So many controversies.

I'll post the results now and the Round 2 match ups later.

Meghan (paper) vs La Nadine (rock)
Winner : Meghan

Steph (Rock) vs Birdie (Rock)
Steph (scissors) vs Birdie (rock)
Winner : Birdie

Audrey (scissors) vs Lulu (paper)
Winner: Audrey

Kris (paper) vs Bevis (rock)
Winner: Kris

Enny (paper) vs Holly (rock)
Winner: Enny

Cherry! (scissors) vs Nails (scissors)
Cherry! (scissors) vs Nails (scissors)
Cherry! (scissors) vs Nails (paper)
Winner: Cherry!

Mars (scissors) vs Muffin (scissors)
Mars (rock) vs Muffin (rock)
Mars (rock) vs Muffin (rock)
Mars (rock) vs Muffin (rock)
Winner: Not me, I couldn't deal anymore, I'm sending them both through.

GBE (rock) vs Fluffy (scissors)
Winner : GBE

Deb (scissors) vs Kiki (scissors)
Deb (rock) vs Kiki (scissors)
Winner: Deb

Dave Mack (paper) vs Drowning In Jello (rock)
Winner: Dave Mack

I'm Not Craig (scissors) vs DelightfulJen (paper)
Winner: I'm Not Craig

Jobe (scissors) vs Pomgirl (paper)
Winner: Jobe

The Mars/Muffin situation is only being allowed because it helps the numbers for the eventual Bloggolympics Grand Final, don't be thinking I'm going to let that happen, ever, ever, ever, again (probably won't).

Congratulations to those Bloggers heading into the next round, you're still in the running to become Americas Next Top Model something.

34 Comments:

At 11:06 AM, Blogger Steph said...

God Dammit!
I wanted to bitch slap Kiki. I demand a recount!!

Jobe to win.

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger Adam said...

Maybe we'll have to set up an exhibition match in the losers lounge.

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger kiki said...

can it be for charity?

i'll only do it if it helps people.

good on you Deb. you wanted it more than me. i was getting ahead of myself, whereas you were taking it one round at a time. you came out to play from the start with your physicality and aggressiveness and i just wasn't ready for it.

good luck for future rounds.

see yous all round

kiki
xx


p.s. i'm so glad steph lost

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger Kris said...

I think because I toppled last year's champ I should be automatically put through to the finals.

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger Jen said...

I'm not surprised, I'm pretty bad at paper, scissor, rock :)

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger Adam said...

I'd love to chuck you through Kris, but unfortunately that goes against the Geneva convention. I checked. Sorry about that.

D'Jen, you probably have too many skills as it is. You can't be good at everything.

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger BEVIS said...

Crap. Knew it.

Well done everyone who got through. That showed skill and cunning the likes of which we haven't seen SINCE I WON LAST YEAR.

But I'm happy to crown the new winner.

(Can I, Adam? huh? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I crown the new winner? Can I? Huh?)

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger Kris said...

Adam- Sorry about that I am an American..and we always expect to win or go to the finals..that is why we look so constipated on the podium when we place less than 2nd...especially to those darn Russians!

 
At 3:46 PM, Blogger Jen said...

I can try?

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Mars said...

god damn i wish Bevis had won!

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Enny said...

Giddyup!

ENNY FOR BLOGGOLYMPICS 2006!!!

Luvvin' it.

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger GBE said...

Thanks, Tyra!

Next round, I think I'll pick paper. Oh, wait, shit. Sorry.

(Of course I am joking.)

(OR AM I?!?!?!)

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger Pomgirl said...

Gutted!

P.S After the result I asked The Boy "Which should I have picked, then?" He told me it's all random! What?

P.P.S. Jobe all the way!

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Your boy is a tard.

As I picked scissors, he should have said you should have picked "rock".

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Mars said...

this seems a bit unfair... jobe's bought cheerleaders.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger I'm not Craig said...

Sorry D'Jen, you know I was cheering for you.

At least you are still Delightful. And your blog rocks.

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger Enny said...

Go Mars!

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger BEVIS said...

"Mars said...
god damn i wish Bevis had won!"




Really??! Oh, Mars! That's just the sweetest, most wonderful ... [breaks down in tears]

You've touched me, Mars. You've touched me like no one else has before.

(Do it again and I'll lay charges.)

 
At 11:29 PM, Blogger Jen said...

Awww thanks I'm not Craig! Good luck in the next round.

Your blog is cool too!

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger meva said...

Phhht! I would have chosen a chainsaw anyway!

 
At 12:31 AM, Blogger BEVIS said...

Paper beats chainsaw.

 
At 2:06 AM, Blogger Jac said...

Jesus, Adam, why have I not blogrolled you earlier? I've been a random, yet sporadic, lurker for a while now but if I'd only gotten in earlier I could have taken part in the sacred Bloggolympics!! I'd totally kick arse, I'm telling ya. I'm unbeatable at Paper, Scissors, Rock - UNBEATABLE!

Anyway, I wanted to say thanks for the super awesome comment you left me recently. It made me feel all, like, better about myself 'n stuff... So thanks :)

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger gigglewick said...

Bevis,

Paper does not beat chainsaw.

"Hot teenagers" beat chainsaw.

Well, one of them anyway....... after the rest are slaughtered.

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

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At 1:09 PM, Blogger Adam said...

Dave Mack must have massive lung capacity.

Is Jobe the only one with cheering section?

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger Deb said...

cool bananas!

 
At 7:34 PM, Blogger la nadine said...

rigged.

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger meva said...

Me and my chainsaw are still waiting. BRING IT ON!!!

Paper. Phhht! I wipe my oily chain on your paper!

Rock. Phhht! Sooooo last century.

Scissors. Phhhht! I don't feel like dancing, my curvy ass!

 
At 8:05 PM, Blogger meva said...

Me and my chainsaw are still waiting. BRING IT ON!!!

Paper? Phhhht! I wipe my oily chain on your paper.

Rock? Phhhht! Sooooo last century.

Scissors? Phhhht! I don't feel like dancing? My curvy butt!

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger BEVIS said...

Meva feels so strongly about that, that she said it all twice.

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger meva said...

Darn tootin'. And i'll say it again!


or maybe i won't.





sorry about that



*blush*

 
At 2:14 AM, Blogger audrey said...

lalala! This is almost as good as the time i won an ugly plastic deckchair in a guess the jellybeans contest. I did not, however, win the kiss of the young gentleman i had been talking to all evening. 15 year old love...so tragic.

 
At 8:54 PM, Blogger BEVIS said...

But at least you got to sit down afterwards, Aud.

x

 

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