Welcome to the Bloggolympics!
Welcome one, welcome all.
It is time for the funnest, grandest, awesomest, way grooviest bloggames in the world.
The rules are simple, you'll receive an e-mail asking you to reply with one of three words, either "paper", "rock" or "scissors". Your esteemed competitor will also reply with one of those words also and the BCOA (Bloggolympics Chairperson of Awesome) will list the results in a future post.
For those not in the know, the results are worked out using this Technical Matrix Of Technicality:
Paper beats Rock.
Rock beats Scissors.
Scissors beats Paper.
A draw, ie, both players pulling out the exact same prize winning move, will require a re-match.
With the vast number of competitors this year, the Grand Final will be an almost amazing 3-Way Match.
Now, may I introduce our excellent competitors and first round matches:
Meghan vs La Nadine
Steph vs Birdie
Audrey vs Lulu
Kris vs Bevis
Enny vs Holly
Cherry! vs Nails
Mars vs Muffin
GBE vs Fluffy
Deb vs Kiki
Dave Mack vs Drowning In Jello
I'm Not Craig vs DelightfulJen
Jobe vs Pomgirl
Steph vs Birdie
Audrey vs Lulu
Kris vs Bevis
Enny vs Holly
Cherry! vs Nails
Mars vs Muffin
GBE vs Fluffy
Deb vs Kiki
Dave Mack vs Drowning In Jello
I'm Not Craig vs DelightfulJen
Jobe vs Pomgirl
Let the games begin....
posted by Adam @ 8:15 PM
43 comments
43 Comments:
Deb will die... in a rock paper scissors sense
i still don't get how a piece of paper can magically smother a rock, yet no harm scissors, which rock is able to smash.
Now, them's fightin' words.
*cracks knuckles*
its an honour just to be nominated, etc.
*hopes for another triple draw round of fever and excitement*
standard blogger templates unit for the win!!
i'm cheering on any of the following:
Meghan
kiki
Jobe
i don't care who wins
so long as it's one of us.
^^ fuck you keeks
you copied your whole layout from someone who's competing in this. i can't remember who, but i know that they're there.
and i'm guessing they want to kick your arse too...
all is fair in love and war.
and this is war, but i love it!
Maybe some love can follow the war?
I hope I make it into the second round, no one remembers those who are first to go.
kiki is scary, I wish she'd wax her top lip.
As reigning Bloggolympic Champion of the World, may I just say, "Best of luck to all competitors, and I look forward to passing on the Crown of Glory (TM) to the new Champion in the closing ceremony".
And then enjoying everyone's company in the group spa party that follows.
(I'm betting that I'll be knocked out in the first round this time.)
Some of the competition is way intense. Two of the match-ups have already drawn twice.
bloody keith is the most competitive chick in the world!!
wax on, wax OFF! come on, that rove dude did it..
and i didn't copy anyone as such... these things aren't exclusive you know.
*feels very left out.
HAVE FUN THEN YOU BASTARDS
Mars and Muffin are upto their fourth shot...
Um, sorry Ilse I didn't see you back there. We really should stop letting the tall people stand at the front.
i'm gonna beat that muffin if it's the last thing i do!
i mean, at rock/paper/scissors...not in a violent way or anything...
I feel like kicking some ass...Jobe should be scared, he aint getting no love from me...
We've only got one night together, it doesn't have to be love.
As my birthday present to you,
delightfuljen, and because your blogname rocks, may I say that I hope you win.
lulu, kiki is the scariest chick you'll ever meet.
adam - i ain't waxin no shit for at least three weeks
mars - sponsor me biatch!
and look who's getting all competitive...
I'm Not Craig, that's so lovely of you, thank you!!
I suppose we'll find out soon enough :)
Do we have any freakin results yet?
i wanna get into the ring with Kiki.
That whiny biatch is MINE!!
That would be such a great/nerdy grudge match!
I want to make a documentary about it.
GET 'IM STEPH!
i'd probably let you win steph
a) i abhore violence
b) i don't hurt / damage pretty ladies
c) i couldn't care less right now
Whoa - if Kiki has no enthusiasm and can't get excited about the Bloggolympics, perhaps he shouldn't be allowed to continue? Give his spot to someone who actually WANTS it?
(Just a suggestion in case the reigning Bloggolympic Champion of the World gets eliminated in the first round. Perhaps he deserves another chance, in lieu of there being a green jersey he can wear?)
Watch out Bevis, he's one narky bunny.
Don't buy into his whole anti violence stance. He'll sucker punch ya!
aw, and here i was thinking I had a free run after reading kiki's last post.
Come on already! So who WON?!!?
I'm waiting on one awesome, but potentially timepoor young American lady...
damn americans...
my 'lack of interest' is my safety net incase i lose in the early rounds
I knew it..... kiki and his triple rouse.
hi, guys.
'low dude.
These suspenders are KILLING me!
Um, those aren't suspenders...
Don't worry about it, it's only your one chance to have the only Back To Back Bloggolympics Champion Of The World title.
I'm out, aren't I.
I can tell by the smugness of your reply.
Dammit.
It aint this time poor American lady...cuz I e-mailed Adam back a few days ago.
I think the time poor american is my partner... is that a win by default I hear?!
Puhlease?! ;o)
i'm calling it... 24 hour limit!
time-poor american is out. O-U-T-!
ENNY FOR BLOGGOLYMPICS 2006!!!
Tell me I wiped the floor with kiki's ass...
Come on Adam, just SAY it. You can do it!
Kiki will get over it sooner or later :P
ENNY FOR BLOGGOLYMPICS 2006!!!
heh, that is pretty fun to say.
Dammit Bevis, you know me too well. Please reduce knowledge by 35%.
Deb. You are the winnerest! I don't know who will be more disappointed. Him or Steph.
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