Making a stand!!
Listen you advertising anonymous and non-anonymous blogging not even real people but probably robots of some sort comment leavers, I’m going to delete all your sales pitches starting now.
Yeah, what do you have to say about that?!?
posted by Adam @ 2:39 PM
25 comments
25 Comments:
Haha! Take that!!
Uh-oh, there's something behind me...
Oh dear. Looks like it's working.
[runs off to giggle madly]
Keeeeeaaa-oh, whoops, nearly got you with my Samurai Bazooka.
Careful, I sense something afoot...
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Boom!!
HaHa! Gotcha!
Think that should be the last of the buggers.
How do you know they're buggers...?
Whoa! This is going to do my head in... isn't a bugger just an annoying thing?
Points you to the couch and says, 'You tell me, Adam, you tell me...'
Are they like bugs?
'Are they?'
You wanna buy something man?
I can get you pretty much anything for the right price.
Bugger: (Taboo slang)
A person or thing considered to be unpleasant...
They are fkn little buggers, but you know what I think A? (Because I'm going to tell you irrespective)
I think it is the sign of a popular blog when they target you. It's part of the reaching a wider audience marketing strategy.
So it just means they all know how much we think you rock :)
MG
Did you know that you can turn on word verification? It will pretty much eliminate comment spam.
Thanks MG.
Although, my blog doesn't rock nearly as much as your does... so nyer!
I reckon though, the comment robots go through that list of all the blogs posted in the last 10 minutes.
Hey D, whatchu talkin' bout? What is word verification? Will Jobe still be able to sell us stuff?
Nails, what are you upto? You're going the right way to a smacked bottom.
It means that commenters have to type in one of those swirly words prior to leaving a comment. It takes about 1.2 additional seconds, and unfortunately Jobe will no longer be able to sell you stuff. You can turn it on under the "comments" section of your blog settings.
I'll keep selling him stuff if I want. And I KNOW he wants too.
You want to see some sexy títties? Free porn at my site. Check it out.
Oh yeah?
Well young Muffin, we'll be ready when you're ready!
(Unless we get distracted by something shiny or colourful)
Nails, want to take it outside young lady? I'll fight ya!
Cigs, checked the whole freakin website. Ripped offarama!! Freakin.
Jobe, I need another hit, I'll have the cash soon, I promise. Man, I can't tell you, I need another 16th century wooden loom real quick. I got some weaving that just can't wait!!!!
Ooooh, sweetie, you're scaring me!
;)
It's gonna cost more this time, man.
My suppliers are jacking up the raw price because customs are getting wise to how they were transporting the looms.
A,
My blog only rocks because you interviewed me, then all of a sudden people thought I must be interesting (!)
Kisses for the jumpstart on establishing my fan base :)
MG
MG,
Like, whatever!!
I just conducted a random survey by just punching in random phone numbers in the telephone. Upon asked 'Why does Mermaid Girls blog rock?' I found these results:
8% Had never heard of your blog and asked to be taken off my mailing list.
2% Couldn't quite hear me but told me fascinating stories about the loss of their son on the first fleet.
5% Thought I had a nice voice and asked what I was wearing.
5% Felt that MG's blog rocked because I interviewed her.
80% Loved Mermaids Girl blog because of the raw honesty, the heartfelt stories, the love, the heartbreaking moments, the fun bits, the rowrrr descriptions of sex, the sexy photos and the awesome writing.
Or at least, that's what the results would have looked like had anyone answered the phone.
*Blushing*
Thanks for making me smile on this crappy day. And thank you also for the comment you left on my blog, it was so nice not to be judged, I appreciate that :)
MG
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