Tiny little bits of tree

There was this one time when I was a kid when my friend and I kicked our football into a river. We ran downstream while it floated away until we saw it got tagged on some branches. So, we precariously climbed out onto these branches, it was totally hardcore and for some reason, we both were out there sinking on these tiny little bits of tree. Heroically we got our football back but we also found a children's illustrated book on Nazi's and Hitler. We took it with us and tried to dry out the pages, in the end it was too waterlogged to really read anything from it.

I don't reckon illustrated picture books like that would get published these days, but I think it's something I should push. I was always crazy curious as a kid (luckily, the weight of the world has crushed my inquisitive gentle nature) and some picture books explaining things would have been really rockin. Especially on topics that were important but people didn't really like explaining. So, soon, I'll be releasing my new pre-teens book range:

- The totally groovy and way cool illustrated book of 'Why we need to work?'
- The totally groovy and way cool illustrated book of 'What made the manager's brain go mush?'
- The totally groovy and way cool illustrated book of 'What do mummy and daddy do when they are all nudie.'
- The totally groovy and way cool illustrated book of 'Religion, what's with that obsession.'
- The totally groovy and way cool illustrated book of 'What to do when other kids start to like like you or like like your friends'
- The totally groovy and way cool illustrated book of 'Drugs are worse than red cordial'
- The totally groovy and way cool illustrated book of 'How do homeless people get like that'

Step up if you want a signed copy.