Not one, but two!!!!!! Okay, just one! But, whoa, what a one!!

Why hello there, is this the mightily imaginative Helga with her bestest bud and fellow co-conspiritor Olga? How are you today? You are from http://vikingmistresses.blogspot.com/

Yes it mighty is us..well one of us cos Olga's gone shopping....her old iron breast plate was rusting away! And awww shucks you called me imaginative. I am good, we are good, we just dragged raced some pirates out on the open sea and we kicked their arses so feeling on top of the world.

Well, it's a pleasure to finally interview the two of you. I've only recently stumbled across your blog and this is my first interview with two people. Are you aware that your blog is totally whack? It's awesome.

Yep totally aware it is totally whack. It's also totally PHAT dude. Like the bomb. It's fully sik. Oh wait i was just describing me.

Are there any secrets about each other that you'd like to share with the gang but haven't managed to work into your blog?

We're closet rock stars. 80's style. We're just bidding out time to unleash our phenomenal muscial abilites onto the world. Britney? Britney who we say. Get ready to shake your booty. We're gonna be doing it Paris Hilton style.

So, how do you know each other?

Don't really know. She followed me home one day, and now i can't get rid of her. But then she's about the only person who's got a bust just as big as mine so it makes sharing the iron cladded breast plates easier.

What gave you the idea of doing a combined blog? Who knew it would be so funny?

Well it started out without Olga. Then she felt abandoned, rejected, discarded, left out in the cold, unwanted, unloved, unneeded, not important, second hand, redundant, superfluous, unessential. And she wouldn't stop whining.

And only the powers that be knew that it would be funny. They blessed us with such wonderful talents. And we're more than glad to share it with the unsuspecting world. Now onto domination. World domination. Wait...you weren't meant to hear that.

So, for those of us that came in late, can you describe the cast of characters in your blog?

Well there's me. Then there's Olga. And that's all the important people. Then there's the imaginary ones but they only come out to play every once in a while. Have you met Bob??

Who is the smart one and who is the hot one out of the two of you?

One must be one and one must be the other? Who do you think is the smart one and who do you think is the hot one. Choose carefully my friend. Very carefully.

So are both of you single, or just one? I have to admit sometimes I get confused about who is posting what? Is there a colour coding that I haven't noticed yet?

Olga's jumped ship. She's crossed over to the dark side. She's broken my heart. She was the chosen one. Oh well. Poor bugger of a guy i say. He's in for a rough ride.
Ya...there is actually some madness to the reason of our blog. Olga's the red one and i'm the green one. We just lurve christmas. Go Santa's little elves. Now have you been naughty or nice?

Apart from my good self, do you totally have a favourite commenter or blogfan?

We actually love ourselves too much to have enough room to love others...besides *ahem* your good self.

Where did the name Viking mistresses come from? It's brilliant. Itwas the title that totally made me notice you.

Well i'm 6' foot, blonde, blue eyed and spikey horns are dead sexy. Plus vikings are damn fine prehistoric hotties. Plus it helps i named myself after bread and that i have legs that go from here to heaven's door.

I love that you are from Melbourne, do you totally love it?

The fact that i am from Melbourne? The fact that you are from Melbourne? The fact that i love Melbourne? The fact that Melbourne is Melbourne? well yes, maybe, yes, sure.

Would you two ever travel together? Would you drive each other crazy?

We've been there, done it, conquered it all. Haven't driven each other crazy just yet. Unless we're not counting Olga's streaking tendencies. We've got an agreement now she warns me before the gear comes off.

Are we going to see any photos of the two of you totally rockin' on your blog anytime soon?

No. Cos it would be considered as porn.

Are there any excellent words you'd like to leave us with?

I smell nice today.