Bloggolympics New World Champion!!
"Hi, I'm standing here on the red carpet of the Bloggolympics Grand Final Final, this promises to be a very exciting night.
We've just received word that some famous Bloggolympians are heading this way. Oooo, there's La Nadine. Nadine, Nadine, you're looking great tonight. Nice cans."
La Nadine: "Rigged."
"Absolutely, thanks for participating. Oh, and there's Steph. Steph, you're looking lovely today"
Steph: "Why are you being nice to me? I'm scared."
"Um. Oh look, here come's Birdie, who flew all the way from America."
"Why yes. Yes you are. Best of the bunch I'd say. Hey, Audrey, Audrey, thanks for coming along."
Audrey: "No probs."
"Why hello there Lulu, how are you? You're looking super awesome in your little kimono. What a massive smile."
Lulu: "Thanks, do you understand how this whole Grand Final works, is it just made up?"
"No, not at all. 3 of them competed at once, two of them picked Scissors so soon they will battle it out. Exciting no? Actually, don't answer that, because I spy Kris. Kris, Kris, wait up, man you're fit, wait, we want to say hello."
Kris: "GO CHERRY!"
"So, who are you thinking of supporting for this massive Bloggolympics Grand Final?"
Kris: "I thought I made that abundantly clear."
"What? I was looking at Bevis... what a cute little sprog/Future Overlord."
Bevis: "Yeah, he's proud of his Dad who is the current Bloggolympics Champion of the World. Why just the other day he was doing the handsignal for 'You've certainly set the bar high in terms of dignity and poise for the next Bloggolympics Champion Of the World, a title that you currently own with dignity and poise.'"
"Yes, ENNY FOR ANYTHING 2006! Enny, Enny, I assume that's a very awesome bag you have there. It goes super with favourite dress number 14."
Enny: "Yes, I love it. I got it from...."
"Holly! Holly, how are you?"
Holly: "Good thanks, am I still in this thing?"
"Ho ho ho, no."
Holly: "Oh, when did I...."
"Nails! Nails! You travelled from Sydney to this undefined location!"
Nails: "Yes, I..."
"Mars, you look so aligned tonight. Whoa! You're looking quite proper and ladylike, done any First Husband Finding short courses lately?"
"Do you think you'll win any awards tonight?"
Mars: "Asian hat, Asian hat, Asian hat, Mars."
"Um, okay. Random. Whoa! Muffin? Hi."
Muffin: [greeting not updated for many months]
"Um, so the blog is going well then."
Muffin: [comments not updated for many months]
"Whoa! There's GBE, you put up a good fight. Did the Bloggolympics inspire you to get a new job somewhere grouse."
GBE: "I think you'll find the Bloggolympics makes everything super ace. Including, but not exclusive to, life."
"Whoa! I couldn't have put the words in your mouth by typing them on a computer screen any better than that. P.S) There's Fluffy, Hi Fluffy."
Fluffy: "Hi, have I ever told you how remarkably like Sammy Davis Jnr you look?"
"NO! You have not yet. Whoa! Deb, Deb, slow down, slow down."
Deb: "Can't talk, photoing then photoshopping."
"But I wanted to ask you if you enjoy being a Killer of KikiKeeks, go mo ho! Freakin' it's down to your knees!"
Kiki: "That's worth sponsoring don't you think?"
"Pffft, it's not down to the bottom of your knees. Dave Mack, holy mother you have a very large brain."
Dave Mack: "Ecastic!"
"Whoa! To be here? Awesome! Why, look at this delightful young lady, you're looking bronzed and relaxed."
Delightful Jen: "Well, I'm sunning myself right at this very second..."
"Multitasking. Speaking of which, I'm Not Craig, are you eating a chicken burger?"
I'm Not Craig: "... gulfm"
"Um, okay, great, whoa! Here's some more fun-filled fattening food, Drowning In Jello, Drowning In Jello, how are you?"
Drowning In Jello: "GO RED!"
"Who? Whoa! We must have seen everyone so far, wait, wait, wait, who is THAT GUY?!?"
"You man, who are you?"
Jobe: "You never heard of me, you must not be a hotbabe."
"Um, well, I'm not, but I could be."
"Whoa! Pomgirl, Pomgirl, did you fly all the way back from the home country just for this prestigious event?"
Pomgirl: "No, I needed some jumpers."
"Whoa! I'm super nervous but also quite excited, I'm inside the main arena walking down to meet with our Grand Final Final competitors. They are both pretty hot and entertaining, both are chicks and both are not Australian, is there no end to the similarities? Here is Cherry!"
Cherry!: "This is for girth!"
"Hi Girth! Good luck tonight. Whoa! There is something odd about Meghan, she seems to look less cute than usual, she looks more like a mascot at a game of sports."
Meghan: "Shh, it's me, Birdie..."
"Smooth. Well, good luck tonight."
"The crowd is reaching a fever pitch, they are all shouting and yelling and passing out for their favourite Bloggolympics Champion. Who will win? Who will lose? How will they play the game because that's what really matters. Whoa! They are winding up..."
Meghan: "paper". Cherry!: "scissors"
"Cherry! Wins! Exactly 50% of the crowd goes completely berko, the other exact 50% is saddened for the twice 2nd place runnerer."
"Oh look, from the ceiling! Floating down in a silver speed suit, it's Bevis... he's going to present the Bloggolympics Champion Of The World trophy to Cherry! He looks great up there! We love that guy"
Bevis: "Congratulations Cherry! I can not name all the ways your life shall become super awesome after being named Bloggolympics Champion Of The World, but I can tell you it is approximately 83 ways. You have been a proud, brave competitor, strong and silent, good teeth and we, Bloggolmpians the world over salute you. Huzzah! Huzzah!"